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Thoughts and Prayers Most Effective as Preventive Measure, God Says

February 27, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah–Speaking today at the Favored Children’s Conference at Brigham Young University, Our Heavenly Father shed light on a topic that has been heavily debated over the past […]

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Pope Francis Cracks Up Vatican Crowd with Pedophile Jokes

January 12, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Rectum?  It nearly killed him! VATICAN CITY–Following his weekly prayer, Pope Francis stuck around to entertain the crowd of nearly 10,000 with a 45 minute stand up set that touched […]

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Religion

Virgin Mary’s Image Appears on Painting of Virgin Mary

December 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Can you see it? NEW JORDAN, Georgia–Hailing it a miracle, hundreds of visitors are flocking to this rural community to visit the New Jordan Baptist Church, where members claim the […]

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Religion

Church’s New Pastor Believes in God a Little Too Much

April 1, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

But he says the facts don’t support global warming EAST FORK, KY–When Reverend Paul Crockett came to the East Fork Church of Christ last year, the congregation at the small […]

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Religion

Critics Growing Impatient With God’s “Mysterious Ways”

January 27, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

“It’s like he thinks he’s Bono or something.” HEAVEN–Reports out of the eternal paradise echo earlier concerns that those closest to the Heavenly Father are beginning to grow weary of […]

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Religion

Oklahoma Lawmakers “Absolutely Charmed” By Proposed Satanic Statue

January 18, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Teach your children well OKLAHOMA CITY–When Oklahoma Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon, first heard that the New York-based Satanic Temple had proposed placing a satanic statue on the steps of the […]

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Religion

Now Pope Francis Won’t Shut Up About Gay Sex, Aides Say

July 30, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

After learning about foot fetishes, Francis vowed never to do this again VATICAN CITY–Ever since he made the surprising, and somewhat controversial, declaration that he does not judge Catholics who […]

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Religion

Tim Tebow Second Guessing Decision to Turn His Life Over to Satan

May 6, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]

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Religion, Sports

Shocked Christian Stands Before Allah on Judgment Day

April 30, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

This was the greeting party HEAVEN—Burt Sommers lived 59 years as a truly devout Christian, attending church three times a week along with weekly bible study sessions. But after dying […]

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Branch Davidians Starting to Wonder if David Koresh Will Ever Be Resurrected

April 23, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Followers hope he has maintained his sexual magnetism WACO, TX—The remaining members of the Branch Davidian church that was led by David Koresh have been patiently awaiting the resurrection of […]

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