SALT LAKE CITY, Utah–Speaking today at the Favored Children’s Conference at Brigham Young University, Our Heavenly Father shed light on a topic that has been heavily debated over the past […]
Rectum? It nearly killed him! VATICAN CITY–Following his weekly prayer, Pope Francis stuck around to entertain the crowd of nearly 10,000 with a 45 minute stand up set that touched […]
Can you see it? NEW JORDAN, Georgia–Hailing it a miracle, hundreds of visitors are flocking to this rural community to visit the New Jordan Baptist Church, where members claim the […]
But he says the facts don’t support global warming EAST FORK, KY–When Reverend Paul Crockett came to the East Fork Church of Christ last year, the congregation at the small […]
“It’s like he thinks he’s Bono or something.” HEAVEN–Reports out of the eternal paradise echo earlier concerns that those closest to the Heavenly Father are beginning to grow weary of […]
Teach your children well OKLAHOMA CITY–When Oklahoma Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon, first heard that the New York-based Satanic Temple had proposed placing a satanic statue on the steps of the […]
After learning about foot fetishes, Francis vowed never to do this again VATICAN CITY–Ever since he made the surprising, and somewhat controversial, declaration that he does not judge Catholics who […]
Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]
This was the greeting party HEAVEN—Burt Sommers lived 59 years as a truly devout Christian, attending church three times a week along with weekly bible study sessions. But after dying […]
Followers hope he has maintained his sexual magnetism WACO, TX—The remaining members of the Branch Davidian church that was led by David Koresh have been patiently awaiting the resurrection of […]
