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Film Critic Lucky Steven Seagal Doesn’t Know What Corpulent Means

January 16, 2016by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Confucius says, ‘Never leave a donut untouched’ HOLLYWOOD–When film critic Peter Falconer met action star Steven Seagal at the popular Los Angeles eatery, Ernesto’s, he was nervous that the actor […]

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Celebrity Ghost Hunters Premiere to Feature Ghost of Heath Ledger

August 18, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

HOLLYWOOD–The History Channel is set to premiere its highly anticipated new series, Celebrity Ghost Hunters, this week and the show’s creators promise it will be a start-studded event as the crew […]

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Samuel L. Jackson Celebrates Motherfucker’s Day

May 6, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Happy motherfucking Motherfucker’s Day motherfucker HOLLYWOOD–Legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson has been named the Grand Marshall for this year’s Macy’s Motherfucker’s Day parade.  Perhaps best known for his role in […]

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Bumbling Terrorist Organization Gets VH1 Reality Show

May 6, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

NEW YORK CITY–Cable television network VH1 announced its summer schedule, which will feature several new high-profile reality programs from stars such as Tyra Banks and several new Love + Hip […]

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Rolling Stones Inducted Into Museum of Natural History

April 23, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LONDON–Legendary rockers The Rolling Stones received possibly the band’s highest honor when it was announced that they would go on permanent display at London’s Natural History Museum.  The members of […]

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Filthy, Insane Tina Yothers Emerges from Old Family Ties Set

March 6, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Her hair was blackened with soot HOLLYWOOD–A decades-old Hollywood mystery was finally solved yesterday when long-missing Family Ties actress Tina Yothers was discovered living in a boarded-up Paramount Studios sound […]

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Nation’s Men Devastated After Justin Bieber Bench Presses 450 Pounds

October 5, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Bieber after a recent professional boxing match HOLLYWOOD, Florida–Grown men across the nation and around the world were shocked and inconsolable earlier this week when video emerged showing bad boy […]

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Rosie O’Donnell on The View: ‘I’m a Woman Living in a Man’s Body’

September 18, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

And that man is a heavyweight boxer HOLLYWOOD, Calif.–In her first week back on the television talk show, The View, comedienne Rosie O’Donnell made a heartfelt announcement that left nary […]

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Friends Have All Memorized Mark Wahlberg’s “American Ninja Warrior” Strategy

July 17, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Step one: Always be working out HOLLYWOOD, Calif–Friends of actor Mark Wahlberg say they have listened to him describe his personal strategy to win the American Ninja Warrior skills competition […]

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Star Wars VII to Feature Muslim Sith Lord, Gay Jedi Knight

April 3, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Darth Obama bin Laden HOLLYWOOD–In a move insiders say is designed to appeal to the high moral standards of Disney’s target audience, it has been revealed that the next sequel […]

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