Presidential Training WASILLA, Alaska–Maverick former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, has announced plans to take on a run at the presidency and hired University of Alaska […]
MEDFORD, Massachusetts–The findings of a controversial study into vaginal secretions was leaked online today, a week before the study is to be published in Ejaculations Monthly magazine. Dr. Brooke Hoskins, […]
Rectum? It nearly killed him! VATICAN CITY–Following his weekly prayer, Pope Francis stuck around to entertain the crowd of nearly 10,000 with a 45 minute stand up set that touched […]
TEL AVIV–Khalid Farsoun, a 22 year-old Palestinian student, is currently sitting at a downtown bus stop wearing a bomb vest underneath his vintage Members Only jacket. The sociology major was […]
BUFFALO, New York–Newly hired Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan’s economic impact is already being felt in this city of over 250,000 as area restaurants scramble to hire additional employees […]
NEW YORK CITY–Alarmed Fox News hosts engaged in a heated discussion over whether the content the network produces might qualify as satire, and therefore open Fox News employees up to […]
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