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Monthly Archives: November 2013

After Thanksgiving, Family Agrees to Meet Again When Grandma Dies

November 28, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

If the stuffing doesn’t kill her now LINCOLN, NE–Over the past several years, the Luther family has seen its once-huge gatherings become ever smaller.  A decade ago, it was not […]

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Lifestyle

JFK Assassination Re-enactment Highlight of Dallas 50th Anniversary Celebration

November 22, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

JFK impersonator Lance Kendrick has waited years for this day DALLAS–As the festivities surrounding the 50th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy came to a close, 150 […]

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US

Police Warn Watching Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Will Kill the Viewer in Seven Days

November 22, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Just standing near Sheen has been proven to cause meth addiction HOLLYWOOD–Police have taken to social media and the internet, along with more traditional means such as television and newspapers, […]

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Crime

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Sought in Quadruple Homicide Investigation

November 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Photo of the suspect WASHINGTON, D.C.–A two year-old Narragansett turkey is being described by police as the primary suspect in a quadruple homicide in Rock Creek Park.  The victims, two […]

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Crime

Adam Levine First Transgender to be Named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine

November 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 4 Comments

Levine was also named Sexiest Man Alive by Homeless Weekly HOLLYWOOD–People Magazine is being lauded by members of the LGBT community following the announcement of Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine […]

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Entertainment

This Day in History: 99 Years Ago Steamroll Jenkins, The NFL’s First Black Player, Rushed for 897 Yards and 16 TDs Against the Chicago Bears

November 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Jenkins wasn’t allowed headgear, and opposing teams were allowed to fire shotguns at him November 12, 1920–When the Chicago Bears ran on to their home field on that windy day […]

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History

Death Toll From Crimson Tide Coach Nick Saban’s Weekly Press Conference Now at Three

November 9, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Saban counts the number of reporters he’s killed TUSCALOOSA, AL–James Cale, a beat reporter for the Birmingham Daily Press, has died from injuries he sustained Monday during Alabama Crimson Tide […]

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Sports

Study Finds Mid-East Hatred of America Mostly Focused on Rhode Island Man

November 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Death to America!  Especially to Ralph Morgan! WASHINGTON D.C.–In a joint study conducted by the Arab American Institute and the Central Intelligence Agency, researchers have discovered that the majority of […]

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