Texas Town Quarantines All Librarians Amid Ebola Fears
CHESTER, Texas–Residents in this sleepy east Texas community have taken it on themselves to stop the deadly Ebola virus from invading the city limits. Despite no one displaying any symptoms […]
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex with Amy Schumer
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews comedian and star […]
Nation’s Parents Name Adrian Peterson New Boogeyman
He’s coming for you! WICHITA, Kansas–The Center for Parental Discipline announced this week that suspended Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has been named the new Boogeyman and will be […]
Man Cries Foul After Buying Ebola Suit Made From Ebola
Personalized apron included BROOK CITY, Louisiana–David Canter thought he had a sure-fire legal case against Turnco Products. But that was before he read the fine print. The 35 year-old freelance […]
McDonald’s Introduces 99-Cent, Bio-Degradable, Big Mac
Have it your finger-lickin way OAK BROOK, Illinois–In an effort to remain viable in the ultra-competitive fast food industry, McDonald’s Corporation announced today that it is offering its popular Big […]
Nation’s Men Devastated After Justin Bieber Bench Presses 450 Pounds
Bieber after a recent professional boxing match HOLLYWOOD, Florida–Grown men across the nation and around the world were shocked and inconsolable earlier this week when video emerged showing bad boy […]
NFL to Fund Study on Effects of Concussions on Players’ Spouses
Spending less time online and more time cleaning has proven to be effective at reducing the risk of concussions NEW YORK CITY–In light of recent reports on the growing problem […]
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