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Monthly Archives: February 2021

Texas Pushes to Outlaw All Abortions Except in Cases Where Fetus Poses Threat to Mother and Father

February 28, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

AUSTIN, Texas–State Sen. Bryan Hughes (R) announced this week that he and fellow lawmakers have agreed to ease some elements of the proposed “heartbeat bill” that bars abortions in almost […]

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Legal

Doctors Now Say Some Moderate Shaking Can Be Good for Babies

February 27, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LONDON–Dr. Kal Memon at the CHI Saint Lawrence Pediatric Research Hospital said this week that recent research has shown that developing babies can reap great benefits from light to moderate […]

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Science

Thoughts and Prayers Most Effective as Preventive Measure, God Says

February 27, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah–Speaking today at the Favored Children’s Conference at Brigham Young University, Our Heavenly Father shed light on a topic that has been heavily debated over the past […]

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Religion

Experts Say Intense Bullying Still Best Way to Unlock Telekinetic Abilities

Featuredby Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LANDOVER, Maryland–Dr. Theodore Jennings, a behavioral psychology researcher at the King-White Institute, has authored a report showing that sustained, dehumanizing childhood bullying is still the best and most effective way […]

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Science, Uncategorized

BWN Exclusive: Interview with Donald Trump and Excerpt from his Upcoming Memoir, Trump Change: The Greatest Presidency of All Time

February 10, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

We spoke with former President Donald Trump about his legacy, life after the presidency, and his soon to be released fictional memoir, Trump Change: The Greatest Presidency of all Time. […]

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Super Bowl LV Point Spread Widens to 7.5 after God Places $500 bet on Kansas City

February 7, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LAS VEGAS–Following days of the point spread for Super Bowl LV staying firmly at 3 points, mostly on the strength of a surge of support for the Tom Brady-led Tampa […]

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Sports

CDC Computer Model Suggests Entire Town of Mayberry would have Succumbed to COVID-19

February 7, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

(ATLANTA, GA)–Dr. Inger Damon with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced earlier today that recent computer models warn of a new surge of COVID-19 variants, and that if […]

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US

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for Removal of Word “Peach” from “Impeachment”

February 7, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON DC–Embattled Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene responded strongly to her detractors, both inside the US House of Representatives and in the media, by returning her focus to working for […]

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US

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