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Monthly Archives: June 2013

Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab

June 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]

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Entertainment, Legal

On This Day in History: 50 Years Ago John F. Kennedy Declared Himself Bulletproof

June 25, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Several times the First Lady interrupted the speech to give words of encouragement to the fellating Margaret   June 25, 1963–In a rousing and controversial speech before Congress on this […]

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History

BWN Sports Extra: Danny Green’s Journey From Janitor to NBA Finals Hero

June 17, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Green is still learning how to high five SAN ANTONIO—Six months ago, San Antonio Spurs shooting guard Danny Green had never even heard of basketball.  The Babylon, New York native […]

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Sports

Some Major Shit Going Down in Turkey, Reports Say

June 17, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

This is either about the government, or Justin Bieber is coming to town ISTANBUL—BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors reports that there appears to be some pretty heavy shit going down […]

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World

Super Fraud! Man of Steel’s Six Pack Abs Discovered to Just Be the Shape of His Suit

June 13, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Too Good to Be True? METROPOLIS—Once thought to do no wrong, it appears supposed golden boy, Superman, has been perpetuating a lie the entire time he’s been in the spotlight.  […]

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US

Tim Tebow’s First Pass as a New England Patriot Kills Four

June 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Tebow Exhibits His New Throwing Motion BOSTON—New England Patriots players and coaches, along with curious fans and media personnel, were horrified today when celebrated free-agent quarterback Tim Tebow made his […]

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Sports

World’s Most Decorated Mailman Dies Without Fanfare

June 6, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The Iron Bag delivered anything, including babies PAYNE, OR–Martin Shipman, who set over a dozen Guiness World Records in mail delivery over the course of a 50 year career, passed away quietly in a […]

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History

For Tenth Straight Year, Summer Camp’s Entire Counselor Staff Butchered

June 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Something about these scenic vistas sets off murderous impulses CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, IL—In what has become a macabre yearly ritual, authorities at this seemingly idyllic lakeside community have discovered the […]

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Lifestyle

Obituary: Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71

June 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Pillsbury Headquarters Closed in Honor of “Baker’s Best Friend”      Please join BrokenWorld News in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection […]

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US

Country Song Praising Obama Not Getting Much Airplay

June 4, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

President Obama prepares to film his cameo in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie   NASHVILLE–Country music artists and fans are holding firm on their long-time anti-Obama stance, even in the […]

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