Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab
Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]
Monthly Archives: June 2013
On This Day in History: 50 Years Ago John F. Kennedy Declared Himself Bulletproof
Several times the First Lady interrupted the speech to give words of encouragement to the fellating Margaret June 25, 1963–In a rousing and controversial speech before Congress on this […]
BWN Sports Extra: Danny Green’s Journey From Janitor to NBA Finals Hero
Green is still learning how to high five SAN ANTONIO—Six months ago, San Antonio Spurs shooting guard Danny Green had never even heard of basketball. The Babylon, New York native […]
Some Major Shit Going Down in Turkey, Reports Say
This is either about the government, or Justin Bieber is coming to town ISTANBUL—BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors reports that there appears to be some pretty heavy shit going down […]
Super Fraud! Man of Steel’s Six Pack Abs Discovered to Just Be the Shape of His Suit
Too Good to Be True? METROPOLIS—Once thought to do no wrong, it appears supposed golden boy, Superman, has been perpetuating a lie the entire time he’s been in the spotlight. […]
Tim Tebow’s First Pass as a New England Patriot Kills Four
Tebow Exhibits His New Throwing Motion BOSTON—New England Patriots players and coaches, along with curious fans and media personnel, were horrified today when celebrated free-agent quarterback Tim Tebow made his […]
World’s Most Decorated Mailman Dies Without Fanfare
The Iron Bag delivered anything, including babies PAYNE, OR–Martin Shipman, who set over a dozen Guiness World Records in mail delivery over the course of a 50 year career, passed away quietly in a […]
For Tenth Straight Year, Summer Camp’s Entire Counselor Staff Butchered
Something about these scenic vistas sets off murderous impulses CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, IL—In what has become a macabre yearly ritual, authorities at this seemingly idyllic lakeside community have discovered the […]
Obituary: Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71
Pillsbury Headquarters Closed in Honor of “Baker’s Best Friend” Please join BrokenWorld News in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection […]
Country Song Praising Obama Not Getting Much Airplay
President Obama prepares to film his cameo in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie NASHVILLE–Country music artists and fans are holding firm on their long-time anti-Obama stance, even in the […]
