Scientist: Mankind Beginning to Devolve Back into Apes
This man’s DNA is identical to that of a lowland gorilla ROCKPORT, New Hampshire–Dr. Sam Payne, a professor of biology at the New Hampshire Institute of Technology, has published a […]
Monthly Archives: May 2014
Soldier Pretends to Be Killed in Action, Surprises Son at Funeral
His reaction was priceless DERRY, Maine–Staff Sergeant Mike Hollis knew he wanted to make his homecoming special for his four-year old son, Tanner. The 29-year old Hollis was scheduled […]
Arkansas Judge Strikes Down Ban on Same-Sibling Marriage
These brothers applaud the decision LITTLE ROCK, ARK.–Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza was applauded today when he threw out a 2011 amendment to the state constitution that prevented siblings […]
World’s Stupidest Whale Beached Again
And the dumbass thinks it’s funny BEACH CITY, WASH.–For the fifth time in a month, residents of this sleepy resort town were forced to come together and rescue a killer […]
Russell Westbrook Kills Three Thunder Reserves During Heated Practice
There was blood everywhere OKLAHOMA CITY–Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook is well known for his intensity on the basketball court, and generally serves as the team’s emotional leader […]
Sixth-Grader’s Grandma Dies for the Fourth Time This Semester
He’s very sad about it again WILSHIRE, NC–This tight-knit community is reeling after word began to spread that sixth-grader Jimmy West was absent from school again due to the unexpected […]
QB Vince Young Signs Two Year Contract With AT&T Wireless
He turned down a similar offer from Sprint HOUSTON–Vince Young, the quarterback who led the Texas Longhorns to a BCS Championship and narrowly missed winning a Heisman Trophy, announced today […]
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