Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Taylor Swift, the […]
BANG!BANG!BANG!…Now, I have a question SAN DIEGO–Officer Tom Sanders has seen a lot of changes in his 32 years with the San Diego Police Department. These days, instead of writing […]
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews The Hunger Games […]
Rodman’s spying motto: Fuck incognito LANGLEY, VA–Basketball Hall of Famer and former NBA All-Star Dennis Rodman was named the 2013 recipient of the coveted Sterling Hayden Award, given each year […]
It’s just what I wanted! WHITE HILLS, MD–North Pole officials are blaming a clerical error for the accidental delivery of a cache of weapons and over 10,000 rounds of ammunition […]
He sees you when you’re sleeping…and who you’re sleeping with NORTH POLE–An elf who left Santa Claus’s fortified compound last month in the dead of night has come forward with […]
Link masturbated defiantly following the announcement SHREVEPORT, LA–Link, the patriarch of a wildly popular family of chimpanzees whose lives are chronicled in the hit A&E reality show, Chimpanzee Dynasty, has […]
Harris’ only concern is that he may end up being typecast HOLLYWOOD–When Dylan Harris moved to Hollywood two years ago, he knew he was taking a tremendous risk. The 26 […]
Herbstreit says he’s known for some time now BRISTOL, CT–Sobbing quietly, and a bit unsteady on his feet, ESPN College Gameday co-host and college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit walks out […]
The mustache stays HOLLYWOOD–James Franco, serious actor and modern artist, is proving once again that his commitment to the thespianic craft is unmatched. The star of Hollywood classics Your Highness […]
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