Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career.  This week, Wilmer reviews Taylor Swift, the Grammy winning singer of hit songs Tim McGraw, I Knew You Were Trouble and Love Story.

By Wilmer Valderrama

Are you not sure that Taylor Swift did not win the Oscar Academy Awards for said songs?  She is a very award winner.  Very teens girl love Taylor Swift and with valid reasons behind this reason.

I was not wearing cologne when I encountered our first meeting between Taylor Swift and myself.  I being Wilmer Valderrama.  The lack of cologne was unsettling for myself because I sometimes can use cologne as a crutch for my social awkwardness, but the lack thereof could often have been used to strengthen my resolve in the art of seduction regarding Taylor Swift.  Therefore.

Taylor Swift is a incredible attracting girl.  Of in her twenties.  But her attractiveness is included by a look that sometimes resembles a person who had encounters a very pungent aroma.  However, I was not wearing cologne.  Being a very handsome man, I am confused by this look.  But we were able to get past it to the lovemaking.

Tim McGraw, who sings cowboy music, was not there.  That is just a fact that I should share because his name appears earlier in this article.  I make love to Taylor Swift soon after introduced myself with her.  I hoped for more passion, but it was just without that.  I don’t think Taylor Swift understands the penis.  There was very little juice, and it was scalded me.

Taylor Swift fell in love with me directly upon my orgasm.  There is no such thing as a bad orgasm, but this one tried to become that.  I have reluctant to extend our romance, for she often still remains to look as if she has smelt something of foul odor.  My name, Wilmer Valderrama, does not rhyme well with other words often, nor does it extend itself into iambic pentameter, therefore I will not be calling Taylor Swift again.

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 Wilmer Valderrama is an A-list actor and star of That 70s Show and one would assume that he has tried his hand as a music producer.