Man Unaware Wife Went to Bitch School
BOWMAN, Montana–Newly married Shane Dotson, 27, says he was surprised to learn that his wife, Misty, had kept secret certain elements of her academic background. Dotson, who graduated from Montana […]
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The Invention of Sex
He immediately changed his Facebook status to “in a relationship” BY DOKTOR HANS LUFTPOST, PHD. It is an extremely little-known fact that our earliest ancestors were born completely ignorant of […]
Indiana Governor Pence Voices Support for No-Sex Marriage
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana–Governor Mike Pence responded to increasing criticism over the state’s new religious freedom law by voicing strong support for no-sex marriage. People across the nation, including many influential celebrities […]
Glenn Beck Asks Listeners to Imagine Obama Having Sex With Their Mothers
And she’s having to hold on to the bedrails WESTLAKE, TX–Noted conservative radio show host Glenn Beck took a moment on his program today to ask his listeners to close […]
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex with Shailene Woodley
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Shailene Woodley, […]
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex With Cameron Diaz
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Charlie’s Angel’s and […]
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex With Taylor Swift
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Taylor Swift, the […]
Dumb Kid With Huge Dick Gets Straight A’s
Sadly, every girl Darrell has asked to the prom has been expelled PORTLAND, OR—Susan Fortnor knew her son, Darrell, was never going to be a star pupil in school. A […]
