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Man Unaware Wife Went to Bitch School

September 18, 2015by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

BOWMAN, Montana–Newly married Shane Dotson, 27, says he was surprised to learn that his wife, Misty, had kept secret certain elements of her academic background.  Dotson, who graduated from Montana […]

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Education

The Invention of Sex

June 26, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

He immediately changed his Facebook status to “in a relationship” BY DOKTOR HANS LUFTPOST, PHD. It is an extremely little-known fact that our earliest ancestors were born completely ignorant of […]

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History

Indiana Governor Pence Voices Support for No-Sex Marriage

March 28, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana–Governor Mike Pence responded to increasing criticism over the state’s new religious freedom law by voicing strong support for no-sex marriage.  People across the nation, including many influential celebrities […]

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Politics

Glenn Beck Asks Listeners to Imagine Obama Having Sex With Their Mothers

February 11, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

And she’s having to hold on to the bedrails WESTLAKE, TX–Noted conservative radio show host Glenn Beck took a moment on his program today to ask his listeners to close […]

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Politics

Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex with Shailene Woodley

February 4, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

  Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career.  This week, Wilmer reviews Shailene Woodley, […]

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Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex With Cameron Diaz

January 18, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career.  This week, Wilmer reviews Charlie’s Angel’s and […]

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Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex With Taylor Swift

December 30, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career.  This week, Wilmer reviews Taylor Swift, the […]

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Dumb Kid With Huge Dick Gets Straight A’s

May 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Sadly, every girl Darrell has asked to the prom has been expelled PORTLAND, OR—Susan Fortnor knew her son, Darrell, was never going to be a star pupil in school. A […]

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