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Monthly Archives: May 2013

Girl Scouts Of America Body Paint Calendar Sets Sales Record

May 23, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The calendar girls get ready for an interview with Howard Stern NEW YORK CITY–For years the Girl Scouts of America have funded many of their programs by selling cookies.  The […]

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Lifestyle

White House Says Obama Won’t Visit Birthplace on Upcoming Africa Trip

May 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Three year-old Barack Obama plays with his mother in Kenya WASHINGTON D.C.—The White House announced today that President Obama will be visiting three African nations this summer on diplomatic tour, […]

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Politics

Two-Minute Documentary: Lost Stories From The Civil War

May 20, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Courtesy of The Final Edition

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History

Ke$ha Sold Her Soul to the Devil and He’s “Totally Chill”

May 20, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Satan gave her a totally original stage persona in return   Special to Broken World News By Jillian Trevisanut HOLLYWOOD–“It’s true,” Kesha stated earlier this week, “I don’t have a […]

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Entertainment

Dumb Kid With Huge Dick Gets Straight A’s

May 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Sadly, every girl Darrell has asked to the prom has been expelled PORTLAND, OR—Susan Fortnor knew her son, Darrell, was never going to be a star pupil in school. A […]

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Education

On This Day in History: 32 Years Ago Bill Clinton Gave His Wife Hillary a Dirty Sanchez

May 14, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

He also got some on her eyebrows 1981—Clinton scholars have long pointed to this date, during the period when the former president was serving his first tenure as governor of […]

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History

Tough-Talking, Alcoholic, Loose Cannon Cop Who Always Gets the Job Done Faces Suspension Again

May 14, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

    A former special forces operator, Hardman is a martial arts master and sympathetic toward street kids DETROIT—Det. Chase Hardman, who gained fame last year when he single-handedly took […]

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US

Army’s “Rape All You Want” Recruiting Campaign a Wild Success

May 13, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Take your clothes off or the dog gets it WASHINGTON, D.C.—Figures released by the Pentagon show that the United States Army has surpassed all its recruiting goals for 2013 by […]

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US

Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical

May 9, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Ogubuwe wants folks to have fun before the murder starts     MOGADISHU—It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off the coast […]

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World

Meteorologist Pretty Sure Weather Just Fucking With Him At This Point

May 8, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

It’s either a storm, or someone spilled coffee on the weather map NORMAN, OK—When Tad Shapiro first joined the KOKI Channel 12 news team last fall, he considered the opportunity […]

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