Girl Scouts Of America Body Paint Calendar Sets Sales Record
The calendar girls get ready for an interview with Howard Stern NEW YORK CITY–For years the Girl Scouts of America have funded many of their programs by selling cookies. The […]
Monthly Archives: May 2013
White House Says Obama Won’t Visit Birthplace on Upcoming Africa Trip
Three year-old Barack Obama plays with his mother in Kenya WASHINGTON D.C.—The White House announced today that President Obama will be visiting three African nations this summer on diplomatic tour, […]
Two-Minute Documentary: Lost Stories From The Civil War
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Ke$ha Sold Her Soul to the Devil and He’s “Totally Chill”
Satan gave her a totally original stage persona in return Special to Broken World News By Jillian Trevisanut HOLLYWOOD–“It’s true,” Kesha stated earlier this week, “I don’t have a […]
Dumb Kid With Huge Dick Gets Straight A’s
Sadly, every girl Darrell has asked to the prom has been expelled PORTLAND, OR—Susan Fortnor knew her son, Darrell, was never going to be a star pupil in school. A […]
On This Day in History: 32 Years Ago Bill Clinton Gave His Wife Hillary a Dirty Sanchez
He also got some on her eyebrows 1981—Clinton scholars have long pointed to this date, during the period when the former president was serving his first tenure as governor of […]
Tough-Talking, Alcoholic, Loose Cannon Cop Who Always Gets the Job Done Faces Suspension Again
A former special forces operator, Hardman is a martial arts master and sympathetic toward street kids DETROIT—Det. Chase Hardman, who gained fame last year when he single-handedly took […]
Army’s “Rape All You Want” Recruiting Campaign a Wild Success
Take your clothes off or the dog gets it WASHINGTON, D.C.—Figures released by the Pentagon show that the United States Army has surpassed all its recruiting goals for 2013 by […]
Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Ogubuwe wants folks to have fun before the murder starts MOGADISHU—It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off the coast […]
Meteorologist Pretty Sure Weather Just Fucking With Him At This Point
It’s either a storm, or someone spilled coffee on the weather map NORMAN, OK—When Tad Shapiro first joined the KOKI Channel 12 news team last fall, he considered the opportunity […]
