Now Obama Just Going To Personally Confiscate Guns
Wave bye to your guns! WASHINGTON D.C.—After his latest gun control legislation failed to even receive a vote in congress, President Obama has signed a new executive order that authorizes […]
Monthly Archives: May 2013
Tim Tebow Second Guessing Decision to Turn His Life Over to Satan
Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]
Smoking Hot Retarded Chick Raises Serious Moral Questions for Local Man
Sheila often forgets to put on a shirt when dressing herself GROVE CITY, VA—22 year-old Mark Newton has never had much luck when it comes to dating. The college senior […]
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