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Monthly Archives: July 2013

Now Pope Francis Won’t Shut Up About Gay Sex, Aides Say

July 30, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

After learning about foot fetishes, Francis vowed never to do this again VATICAN CITY–Ever since he made the surprising, and somewhat controversial, declaration that he does not judge Catholics who […]

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Religion

Owner Whose Dog Developed Superpowers Wishes He’d Have Trained Her a Little More

July 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Look, up in the sky!  Is that dog shit? FORT SCOTT, KS–When Jeff Luther adopted his dog, Dodger, an Australian Shepherd-mix, last year, he did so with the intention of […]

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US

Tony Romo Threatens to Skip Dallas Cowboys Training Camp Unless Team Signs Decent Quarterback

July 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

“Not it!” said Romo, as players voted for captains OXNARD, CA–When the Dallas Cowboys began their pre-season training camp this week, a key player was noticeably absent.  Quarterback Tony Romo […]

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Sports

“Profits up 30% in Q2,” Beams Savvy Homeless Man Who Moved Location to Coinstar Machine

July 18, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Robinson has been too busy to shave, or unzip his pants to piss, since business picked up   By Phil O’Donoghue Special to Broken World News SILVER SPRING, MD – […]

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Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

July 15, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The Zimmerman outcome only makes things murkier TALLAHASSEE, FL–Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision in which George Zimmerman was found not guilty of second degree murder or even […]

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Legal

Florida Riot Organizers Hoping For a Zimmerman Acquittal

July 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

The swelling didn’t stop at his nose SANFORD, FL–When Sandra Erving started her event planning business, Bigger Than It Even Deserves, six years ago, her main focus was on providing […]

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Legal

Man Who Ignored Warning to Check Himself Killed in Single Car Accident

July 8, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Cureton was found wearing a Tap Out shirt with his cellphone in his hand, his sunglasses upside down and backward PAWNEE, OK–Bryan Cureton, a 29 year-old father of two, died […]

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