GM Recalls When its Vehicles Weren’t Piles of Shit
Ah, the good old days DETROIT, MI–Following a series of recalls of several of its models for faulty ignition switches, General Motors announced today that it is recalling a time, […]
Monthly Archives: March 2014
“Assholes and Elbows” Comes Up Yet Again in Coach’s Pre-Game Speech
“It’s my way or the highway!” CAP CITY, CA–Cap City Captains head coach Mark Akers is known for his fiery pre-game speeches. The 34 year-old Akers, a maintenance engineer for […]
KFC Quietly Adds Rat to Menu
Mission accomplished! LOUISVILLE, KY–KFC CEO Dave Novak was forced to admit, after initially offering no comment, that the fast food restaurant’s new dollar menu will include a snack item […]
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