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Monthly Archives: September 2013

“Stunned” Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock

September 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

The Red Rocker also discovered additional ways to get wasted LOS ANGELES–Veteran rocker Sammy Hagar made several unsuccessful attempts to describe himself as flabbergasted before ultimately settling on the much […]

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Dog Facing Nine First Degree Murder Charges in Death of Cat

September 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The key to Duane’s defense will be his big sad eyes MINNETONKA, WI–Supporters of Duane, a two year-old Pug, were devastated to learn earlier today that the dog would be […]

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NSA Agents Break Down Door of Seattle Man to Convince Him to Give Connie One More Chance

September 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

And would it kill you to use some emoticons now and then? SEATTLE–A National Security Agency analyst has dispatched a field team in a coordinated effort with the Seattle Police […]

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US

Billy Ray Cyrus Caught Googling “Honor Killing”

September 9, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

His previous search was “How to dress like an utter douche bag” NASHVILLE–Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus found himself in hot water over the weekend when his superstar daughter, Miley […]

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Entertainment

Rush Limbaugh On His Courageous Two-Decade Battle With Brain-Eating Amoeba

September 3, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Limbaugh: “Everything below my hand is basically amoeba shit.” PALM BEACH, FL–Ever since his stunning announcement last year that he has been living since the early nineties with an amoeba […]

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