The Red Rocker also discovered additional ways to get wasted LOS ANGELES–Veteran rocker Sammy Hagar made several unsuccessful attempts to describe himself as flabbergasted before ultimately settling on the much […]
The key to Duane’s defense will be his big sad eyes MINNETONKA, WI–Supporters of Duane, a two year-old Pug, were devastated to learn earlier today that the dog would be […]
And would it kill you to use some emoticons now and then? SEATTLE–A National Security Agency analyst has dispatched a field team in a coordinated effort with the Seattle Police […]
His previous search was “How to dress like an utter douche bag” NASHVILLE–Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus found himself in hot water over the weekend when his superstar daughter, Miley […]
Limbaugh: “Everything below my hand is basically amoeba shit.” PALM BEACH, FL–Ever since his stunning announcement last year that he has been living since the early nineties with an amoeba […]
