Man Unaware Wife Went to Bitch School
BOWMAN, Montana–Newly married Shane Dotson, 27, says he was surprised to learn that his wife, Misty, had kept secret certain elements of her academic background. Dotson, who graduated from Montana […]
Category Archives: Education
Obama Proud to be First and Last Black President
One is the loneliest number WASHINGTON, D.C.–President Barack Obama visited Greenwood Elementary School today where he read to third grade students and answered questions on a range of topics. The […]
Common Core Turns First Wave of Students Gay
Two boys celebrate summer vacation JACKSONVILLE, Florida–Florida State Rep. Charles Van Zant (R) is beginning to look like an oracle, as his warnings about Common Core standardized testing are proving […]
Sixth-Grader’s Grandma Dies for the Fourth Time This Semester
He’s very sad about it again WILSHIRE, NC–This tight-knit community is reeling after word began to spread that sixth-grader Jimmy West was absent from school again due to the unexpected […]
A&E Suspends “Chimpanzee Dynasty” Star
Link masturbated defiantly following the announcement SHREVEPORT, LA–Link, the patriarch of a wildly popular family of chimpanzees whose lives are chronicled in the hit A&E reality show, Chimpanzee Dynasty, has […]
Dumb Kid With Huge Dick Gets Straight A’s
Sadly, every girl Darrell has asked to the prom has been expelled PORTLAND, OR—Susan Fortnor knew her son, Darrell, was never going to be a star pupil in school. A […]
Kansas Student Wins Science Fair With Nativity Scene
TOPEKA—As her fellow students worked on their science projects for the yearly district science fair, 6th grader Ashley Parker struggled to come up with a theme for her own project. […]
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