He also got some on her eyebrows

1981—Clinton scholars have long pointed to this date, during the period when the former president was serving his first tenure as governor of Arkansas, as the exact day that Bill Clinton’s sexual deviancy became the primary aspect of his personality. Five years into their marriage, Bill and Hillary Clinton had settled into a happy, if mundane, existence.

“Chelsea was only a year old,” says Clinton biographer Bob Guccione, Jr., “And the sex life Bill and Hillary had enjoyed prior to her birth was a thing of the past. Bill was frustrated, sexually, and it was affecting his duties as governor.”

Guccione says that on May 14, 1981, Bill Clinton had planned a romantic evening with his wife, including dinner at the Sizzlin’ Steakhouse followed by a showing of the movie, On Golden Pond.

“Bill was really into Katharine Hepburn,” says Guccione, “Like, in a totally fucked up way. Well, seeing her in that movie, in her turtle-necks and flannels, really got him going. He suggested they head to a motel instead of going back to the governor’s mansion. Oddly, Hillary agreed.”

At the Motel 6, the Clintons began to rekindle the passion from their early married days. But what started as a beautiful act between two people who loved and respected one another quickly devolved into darkly depraved humiliation for Hillary, as Bill overpowered her and took her from the rear, demanding she call him “Bogie”.

“Bill loves telling this story at his poker games,” Guccione says, “He claims when he was goin to town on her, he stuck a finger in her ass. You should hear the way he tells it. I guess she went pretty ape shit about that, and when she starts cussing him, he rubs that same finger he just pulled out of her ass across her upper lip, and goes, “Undalay, undalay, ariba!” I can’t tell it like he does. You’ve really got to get him to tell you the story.”

After the Clintons returned to their daughter, Hillary moved into another room in the mansion, leaving Bill to sleep alone. But he soon grew lonely and began spending his time with a number of different female staffers and acquaintances. As word spread of his dalliances, he and Hillary grew more distant. They chose to stay together as a married couple to further both their careers, but never again shared a bed.

The strategy paid off in 1992 when Clinton was voted the 42nd President of the United States. Bill Clinton was eventually the second president to be impeached after he blew his load all over a young intern’s dress and totally denied it.