Supreme Court Rules that Size Doesn’t Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The United States Supreme Court ruled today 5-4 that size does not matter in any way in matters pertaining to human physiology. “It’s not the size of the wave, it’s […]
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Bill Clinton Growing Excited at Prospect of Receiving Fellatio From Sitting U.S. President
Not you WASHINGTON, D.C.–Sources close to former president Bill Clinton confirmed today that the statesman is growing increasingly excited at the prospect of getting head from an actual sitting United […]
On This Day in History: 32 Years Ago Bill Clinton Gave His Wife Hillary a Dirty Sanchez
He also got some on her eyebrows 1981—Clinton scholars have long pointed to this date, during the period when the former president was serving his first tenure as governor of […]
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