Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Charlie’s Angel’s and There’s Something About Mary star, Cameron Diaz.
First off, I had never met Cameron before the night I met her. She is not only beautiful, but luxurious as well. And with a certain grace. She must be at least six feet tall, or higher. And she really does seem like there is something about her. Ha ha ha. But truly, she is real classy.
The night I met Cameron, I was wearing my white A.P.C. t-shirt with a couple of chains, covered with a red AVCA hoodie (peace, Trayvon) and a fitted wool Raider’s ball cap, to keep it real. I was looking tight. I had never met her before, and she felt the same way. I could tell. In my opinion, it was, decidedly, in our favor. You feel me?
Cameron was very nervous to meet me. She was so nervous that she passed out before we ever became introduced on our initial meeting. She may seem real smooth, but she drinks a lot around men who are very handsome. That is the way I can understand it.
Cameron was passed out when we first met, but she was very happy to meet me. She has an amazing body for a person of her age group. She looks very athletic, but I do not sure how strong she is because I did not have to hold her still. Because she is passed out from alcohol. At certain points I was sure she was dead! But she was breathing at the end. It was real passionate.
I am looking forward to working with Cameron Diaz again in the future someday ahead. There was a definite spark, and I know she could feel it too if she can someday recall it. There is definitely something about Cameron Diaz! Ha ha ha.
3.5 out of 4 Wilmer Valderrama’s
Wilmer Valderrama is an A-list actor and star of That 70s Show and one would assume that he has tried his hand as a music producer.