Girl Scouts to Offer Online Scouting
NEW YORK CITY–In an effort to increase membership and an eye toward modernization, the Girl Scouts of the United States of America will soon begin allowing girls to complete many […]
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SPECIAL REPORT: SNOW WHITE’S SECRET JOURNAL DISCOVERED?
By Victor Miller BWN Special Correspondent HEIDELBERG, GERMANY…(GCO)–Although popular tradition has it that The Grimm Brothers collected the Sleeping Beauty tale from local peasants, recent archaeological finds in parts of […]
Woman Able to Determine Which Female Co-Workers She’ll Hate Within Minutes of Starting New Job
BASTROM, Ohio–Katie Hobbs, a 24 year-old accountant, displayed remarkable abilities to determine which of her fellow female co-workers are most likely to have negative personality traits or undesirable social habits […]
White House to Hold Open Casting Call for Upcoming False Flag Production
WASHINGTON, D.C.–White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters today that the Obama administration will be holding open casting calls in several U.S. cities to fill roles in an as […]
Man’s Inner Child Arrested for Driving Under the Influence
By Victor Miller BWN Special Correspondent GLENNAMMY, NEW YORK–Freenaque Larch, whose forebears are alleged to have incorporated the wealthy village of Larchmont, New York, pleaded no contest on Thursday last […]
Samuel L. Jackson Celebrates Motherfucker’s Day
Happy motherfucking Motherfucker’s Day motherfucker HOLLYWOOD–Legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson has been named the Grand Marshall for this year’s Macy’s Motherfucker’s Day parade. Perhaps best known for his role in […]
Bill Clinton Growing Excited at Prospect of Receiving Fellatio From Sitting U.S. President
Not you WASHINGTON, D.C.–Sources close to former president Bill Clinton confirmed today that the statesman is growing increasingly excited at the prospect of getting head from an actual sitting United […]
Bumbling Terrorist Organization Gets VH1 Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY–Cable television network VH1 announced its summer schedule, which will feature several new high-profile reality programs from stars such as Tyra Banks and several new Love + Hip […]
Tom Brady Sobs After Being Passed Over By Every Team in 2015 NFL Draft
BOSTON, Massachusetts–New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was reduced to tears after once again being passed over by all 32 teams in the 2015 NFL draft. The All-Pro four-time Super […]
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex With Scarlett Johansson
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews The Avengers: Age […]
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