Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Mean Girls and The […]
Free-range wiener dogs PORTLAND, OR–An American dietary staple is about to change forever. Representatives from the five major US hotdog manufacturers met here today to discuss the future of the […]
He ran the last hundred yards TORONTO, ONTARIO–Former Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel arrived here this morning, reportedly seeking amnesty to avoid being drafted into the National Football League. Manziel, […]
And epic beards GENEVA, SWITZERLAND–A new study funded by the World Health Organization has found that fatass children are at a more than three times higher risk of developing low […]
Darth Obama bin Laden HOLLYWOOD–In a move insiders say is designed to appeal to the high moral standards of Disney’s target audience, it has been revealed that the next sequel […]
But he says the facts don’t support global warming EAST FORK, KY–When Reverend Paul Crockett came to the East Fork Church of Christ last year, the congregation at the small […]
Ah, the good old days DETROIT, MI–Following a series of recalls of several of its models for faulty ignition switches, General Motors announced today that it is recalling a time, […]
“It’s my way or the highway!” CAP CITY, CA–Cap City Captains head coach Mark Akers is known for his fiery pre-game speeches. The 34 year-old Akers, a maintenance engineer for […]
Mission accomplished! LOUISVILLE, KY–KFC CEO Dave Novak was forced to admit, after initially offering no comment, that the fast food restaurant’s new dollar menu will include a snack item […]
This child is technically nine months old MONTGOMERY, AL–Rep. Mike Hubbard, (R), is proposing a new bill that defines when human life begins, or personhood. The personhood debate has raged […]
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