Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews convicted murderess and […]
TUNICA, MS–Traveling backward through time from the year 2075, Commander Flex Hardman arrived today in this casino town with a very specific mission. Cdr. Hardman, who is an expert in […]
Mugshot of the accused FAIRFAX, VA–National Rifle Association spokesperson Kenneth Raymond says the group is discussing internally what its message will be moving forward following the shocking arrest of an […]
Kevin Bacon brings out the worst in people GEYSER SPRINGS, IN—32-year-old conjoined twins Frieda and Cookie Jenkins reported that their relationship became somewhat uncomfortable last Saturday night following a viewing […]
And she’s having to hold on to the bedrails WESTLAKE, TX–Noted conservative radio show host Glenn Beck took a moment on his program today to ask his listeners to close […]
Sometimes he has to actually hold his head in place DENVER–Following his team’s humiliating 43-8 defeat in Super Bowl XLVIII at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos quarterback […]
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Shailene Woodley, […]
“This is how I’ll always remember Jeff” ST. LOUIS–Friends and family of Jeff Moore gathered to share memories and anecdotes about the former musician today. Moore, 45, who was found […]
“It’s like he thinks he’s Bono or something.” HEAVEN–Reports out of the eternal paradise echo earlier concerns that those closest to the Heavenly Father are beginning to grow weary of […]
He’s bringing sexy back MIAMI BEACH–A leathery, bloated, completely nude, 45 year-old Justin Bieber has emerged from a smoky crater outside the hotel where his present-day self is holed up after […]
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