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Third Muppet Accuses Frank Oz of Sexual Assault

December 12, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Caught in the act? LOS ANGELES–Frederick J. Sorenstein, who for nearly 40 years has played the role of Fozzie Bear on The Muppet Show and a dozen Muppet-focused motion pictures, […]

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Hobby Lobby Closes Doors After All Female Employees Take Maternity Leave

July 1, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Hobby Lobby, where arts, crafts and babies are made OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma–Hobby Lobby, the Oklahoma City-based crafts and hobby store, was devastated earlier this year when the United States Supreme […]

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Arkansas Judge Strikes Down Ban on Same-Sibling Marriage

May 10, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

These brothers applaud the decision LITTLE ROCK, ARK.–Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza was applauded today when he threw out a 2011 amendment to the state constitution that prevented siblings […]

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Cop Who Shoots First, Asks Questions Later Gets Few Answers

December 30, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

BANG!BANG!BANG!…Now, I have a question SAN DIEGO–Officer Tom Sanders has seen a lot of changes in his 32 years with the San Diego Police Department.  These days, instead of writing […]

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Rogue Elf Accuses Santa Claus of Spying on American Citizens

December 23, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

He sees you when you’re sleeping…and who you’re sleeping with NORTH POLE–An elf who left Santa Claus’s fortified compound last month in the dead of night has come forward with […]

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Federal Judge Orders Texas to Increase Abortions

October 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Yeakel: “There will be blood, oh yes!” AUSTIN, TX–In a move that stunned supporters of live babies, U.S. District Judge Lee Yeakel ruled yesterday that key provisions of House Bill […]

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Dog Facing Nine First Degree Murder Charges in Death of Cat

September 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The key to Duane’s defense will be his big sad eyes MINNETONKA, WI–Supporters of Duane, a two year-old Pug, were devastated to learn earlier today that the dog would be […]

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Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

July 15, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The Zimmerman outcome only makes things murkier TALLAHASSEE, FL–Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision in which George Zimmerman was found not guilty of second degree murder or even […]

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Florida Riot Organizers Hoping For a Zimmerman Acquittal

July 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

The swelling didn’t stop at his nose SANFORD, FL–When Sandra Erving started her event planning business, Bigger Than It Even Deserves, six years ago, her main focus was on providing […]

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Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab

June 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]

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