Third Muppet Accuses Frank Oz of Sexual Assault
Caught in the act? LOS ANGELES–Frederick J. Sorenstein, who for nearly 40 years has played the role of Fozzie Bear on The Muppet Show and a dozen Muppet-focused motion pictures, […]
Category Archives: Legal
Hobby Lobby Closes Doors After All Female Employees Take Maternity Leave
Hobby Lobby, where arts, crafts and babies are made OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma–Hobby Lobby, the Oklahoma City-based crafts and hobby store, was devastated earlier this year when the United States Supreme […]
Arkansas Judge Strikes Down Ban on Same-Sibling Marriage
These brothers applaud the decision LITTLE ROCK, ARK.–Pulaski County Circuit Judge Chris Piazza was applauded today when he threw out a 2011 amendment to the state constitution that prevented siblings […]
Cop Who Shoots First, Asks Questions Later Gets Few Answers
BANG!BANG!BANG!…Now, I have a question SAN DIEGO–Officer Tom Sanders has seen a lot of changes in his 32 years with the San Diego Police Department. These days, instead of writing […]
Rogue Elf Accuses Santa Claus of Spying on American Citizens
He sees you when you’re sleeping…and who you’re sleeping with NORTH POLE–An elf who left Santa Claus’s fortified compound last month in the dead of night has come forward with […]
Federal Judge Orders Texas to Increase Abortions
Yeakel: “There will be blood, oh yes!” AUSTIN, TX–In a move that stunned supporters of live babies, U.S. District Judge Lee Yeakel ruled yesterday that key provisions of House Bill […]
Dog Facing Nine First Degree Murder Charges in Death of Cat
The key to Duane’s defense will be his big sad eyes MINNETONKA, WI–Supporters of Duane, a two year-old Pug, were devastated to learn earlier today that the dog would be […]
Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks
The Zimmerman outcome only makes things murkier TALLAHASSEE, FL–Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision in which George Zimmerman was found not guilty of second degree murder or even […]
Florida Riot Organizers Hoping For a Zimmerman Acquittal
The swelling didn’t stop at his nose SANFORD, FL–When Sandra Erving started her event planning business, Bigger Than It Even Deserves, six years ago, her main focus was on providing […]
Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab
Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]
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