Third Juror Caught Masturbating During Jodi Arias Trial
Jurors were provided this image to help combat their urges PHOENIX—For the third time during the four month murder trial of dangerously hot Jodi Arias, a juror has been excused […]
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Straight Couple Fights to Adopt Gay Baby
The little gay fella is already becoming a tease DENTON, TX—When Bonnie and Patrick Jackson first began the process of adopting a new baby boy, the young couple never dreamed […]
Obamacare Allows Illegal Immigrants to Collect Life Insurance on Aborted Fetuses
Pro-life demonstrators react to the news WASHINGTON D.C.—President Obama today was forced to answer questions regarding a previously unreported aspect of his Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, better known […]
Supreme Court To Allow Gay Marriage on a Case By Case Basis
Immediately following the Rosie O’Donnell ruling WASHINGTON D.C.—Members of the United States Supreme Court have ruled that the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act is largely unconstitutional, paving the way for […]
Demi Moore Arrested For Underage Drinking
Moore and actor Emilio Estevez reportedly use the same cosmetic surgeon HOLLYWOOD—Police cited a little-known city ordinance when they arrested 50-year old actress Demi Moore over the weekend for drinking […]
Easter Bunny Arrested For Allegedly Offering Holiday Handjobs In Lieu of Easter Eggs As Egg Prices Soar
Moments before the arrest, Mr. Bunny shields his face from cameras EASTERLAND, CA—The Easter Bunny has been arrested at his mobile home in the Holiday Village trailer park following reports […]
Proposed Oklahoma Law Would Require A Woman To Knit Tiny Booties Prior To Getting An Abortion
OKLAHOMA CITY–A proposed new Oklahoma state law is under attack by women’s rights groups who argue that it will make it more difficult for a woman to choose to have an […]
Threat Of Stricter Gun Laws Forcing More Criminals To Consider Rape As A Career
WICHITA–As the nation braces for new and stricter gun laws, small time crooks are being forced to consider alternate career paths. Tougher background checks will likely make it so difficult […]
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