AMERICA–Men across the nation have rallied together to demand that transgender people who have male genitalia come on into the men’s room with them, like God intended.

“Is that a penis?” asks Stan Jordan, red-blooded American male, “Then get your ass in here with me.”

The demands have grown as LGBT advocates have fought for the rights of transgendered people to use the bathroom of the gender they identify as.

“When men have our penises out, we prefer to gather together in groups and stand around a small, enclosed room,” explains Eric Burton, man, “Even if you’re wearing a dress, we’re gonna need your penis in here with our penises.”