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Owner Whose Dog Developed Superpowers Wishes He’d Have Trained Her a Little More

July 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Look, up in the sky!  Is that dog shit? FORT SCOTT, KS–When Jeff Luther adopted his dog, Dodger, an Australian Shepherd-mix, last year, he did so with the intention of […]

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Tony Romo Threatens to Skip Dallas Cowboys Training Camp Unless Team Signs Decent Quarterback

July 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

“Not it!” said Romo, as players voted for captains OXNARD, CA–When the Dallas Cowboys began their pre-season training camp this week, a key player was noticeably absent.  Quarterback Tony Romo […]

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Sports

“Profits up 30% in Q2,” Beams Savvy Homeless Man Who Moved Location to Coinstar Machine

July 18, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Robinson has been too busy to shave, or unzip his pants to piss, since business picked up   By Phil O’Donoghue Special to Broken World News SILVER SPRING, MD – […]

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Business

Confused Florida Residents Seek Clarification on Legality of Killing Blacks

July 15, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The Zimmerman outcome only makes things murkier TALLAHASSEE, FL–Fresh on the heels of the landmark decision in which George Zimmerman was found not guilty of second degree murder or even […]

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Florida Riot Organizers Hoping For a Zimmerman Acquittal

July 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

The swelling didn’t stop at his nose SANFORD, FL–When Sandra Erving started her event planning business, Bigger Than It Even Deserves, six years ago, her main focus was on providing […]

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Legal

Man Who Ignored Warning to Check Himself Killed in Single Car Accident

July 8, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Cureton was found wearing a Tap Out shirt with his cellphone in his hand, his sunglasses upside down and backward PAWNEE, OK–Bryan Cureton, a 29 year-old father of two, died […]

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US

Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab

June 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]

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Entertainment, Legal

On This Day in History: 50 Years Ago John F. Kennedy Declared Himself Bulletproof

June 25, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Several times the First Lady interrupted the speech to give words of encouragement to the fellating Margaret   June 25, 1963–In a rousing and controversial speech before Congress on this […]

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History

BWN Sports Extra: Danny Green’s Journey From Janitor to NBA Finals Hero

June 17, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Green is still learning how to high five SAN ANTONIO—Six months ago, San Antonio Spurs shooting guard Danny Green had never even heard of basketball.  The Babylon, New York native […]

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Sports

Some Major Shit Going Down in Turkey, Reports Say

June 17, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

This is either about the government, or Justin Bieber is coming to town ISTANBUL—BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors reports that there appears to be some pretty heavy shit going down […]

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