Limbaugh: “Everything below my hand is basically amoeba shit.” PALM BEACH, FL–Ever since his stunning announcement last year that he has been living since the early nineties with an amoeba […]
Experts suggest adding images and links, along with proper key word placement DEL BOCA VISTA, FL–Friends and family are still stunned following the death of Nathan Thomas, a 22 year-old […]
Confucius says, ‘Never leave a donut untouched’ HOLLYWOOD–When film critic Peter Falconer met action star Steven Seagal at the popular Los Angeles eatery, Ernesto’s, he was nervous that the actor […]
Sometimes he just glazes the whole room CHICAGO–Excitement has turned to frustration at the Chicago Zoo, as officials who had hoped the zoo’s lone female panda bear, Muffin, would successfully […]
The poor, illiterate idiot couldn’t read the “Players Only” sign COLLEGE STATION, TX–As more and more evidence emerges implicating Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel, who won the Heisman Trophy after […]
Step One: This Nightmare August 5, 1993–A decade had passed since Return of the Jedi, the final film in George Lucas’ influential and wildly successful Star Wars trilogy, and for […]
The Cowboys owner led the applause as G.M. Jones was announced as Employee of the Month ARLINGTON, TX–In a quiet ceremony attended by the entire Dallas Cowboys organization, team General […]
Lucky guy? HOLLYWOOD–When 58 year-old Homer Allman was at his lowest point, he never dreamed he would feel anything but shame and misery when describing himself to others. Ten years […]
The lord our god ARKANSAS CITY, KS—Scientists at Cowley County Community College published the results of a study this week, which they say proves that the world we are living […]
After learning about foot fetishes, Francis vowed never to do this again VATICAN CITY–Ever since he made the surprising, and somewhat controversial, declaration that he does not judge Catholics who […]
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