Death to America! Especially to Ralph Morgan! WASHINGTON D.C.–In a joint study conducted by the Arab American Institute and the Central Intelligence Agency, researchers have discovered that the majority of […]
I’m crushing your head! ARLINGTON, TX–Sources described the mood around Dallas Cowboys headquarters this week as “nerve-wracking” following another crushing defeat, this time at the hands of the Detroit Lions. […]
Yeakel: “There will be blood, oh yes!” AUSTIN, TX–In a move that stunned supporters of live babies, U.S. District Judge Lee Yeakel ruled yesterday that key provisions of House Bill […]
Parker called the role his “big break” MARBLE CITY, GA–When Ben Parker learned he had earned a guest role on the hit AMC series, The Walking Dead, he could barely […]
The brawl ended with a dance contest SOUTH BEND, IN–A group of Irish-Americans who were outside the University of Notre Dame protesting the school’s Fighting Irish nickname and what they […]
Crow: “It could be worse. I could be black.” ALLEN, N.M.–Daniel Crow plans to celebrate Columbus Day this year as he does every year: by sleeping in and collecting a […]
The Red Rocker also discovered additional ways to get wasted LOS ANGELES–Veteran rocker Sammy Hagar made several unsuccessful attempts to describe himself as flabbergasted before ultimately settling on the much […]
The key to Duane’s defense will be his big sad eyes MINNETONKA, WI–Supporters of Duane, a two year-old Pug, were devastated to learn earlier today that the dog would be […]
And would it kill you to use some emoticons now and then? SEATTLE–A National Security Agency analyst has dispatched a field team in a coordinated effort with the Seattle Police […]
His previous search was “How to dress like an utter douche bag” NASHVILLE–Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus found himself in hot water over the weekend when his superstar daughter, Miley […]
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