Billy Ray Cyrus Caught Googling “Honor Killing”
His previous search was “How to dress like an utter douche bag” NASHVILLE–Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus found himself in hot water over the weekend when his superstar daughter, Miley […]
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Film Critic Lucky Steven Seagal Doesn’t Know What Corpulent Means
Confucius says, ‘Never leave a donut untouched’ HOLLYWOOD–When film critic Peter Falconer met action star Steven Seagal at the popular Los Angeles eatery, Ernesto’s, he was nervous that the actor […]
Homeless Man Can’t Believe He’s Fucking Meg Ryan
Lucky guy? HOLLYWOOD–When 58 year-old Homer Allman was at his lowest point, he never dreamed he would feel anything but shame and misery when describing himself to others. Ten years […]
Set of Breaking Bad Used as Front for Actual Meth Lab
Ironically, the beer is non-alcoholic Special to Broken World News By Andrew Cass ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — For the past five years, “Breaking Bad” creator Vince Gilligan has been using the […]
Country Song Praising Obama Not Getting Much Airplay
President Obama prepares to film his cameo in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie NASHVILLE–Country music artists and fans are holding firm on their long-time anti-Obama stance, even in the […]
Ke$ha Sold Her Soul to the Devil and He’s “Totally Chill”
Satan gave her a totally original stage persona in return Special to Broken World News By Jillian Trevisanut HOLLYWOOD–“It’s true,” Kesha stated earlier this week, “I don’t have a […]
Arresting Officer Apologizes for Not Recognizing Reese Witherspoon
Witherspoon looking as sexy as she can look ATLANTA, GA—Early Friday morning actress Reese Witherspoon, famous for baring her luscious breasts in the 1998 film Twilight, was arrested after an […]
Chris Brown Admits He’ll Probably End Up Killing Rihanna
Chris Brown and Rihanna count up how many times she’s been legally declared dead HOLLYWOOD—After news broke that his on-again, off-again relationship with pop singer Rihanna was off again, R&B […]
The Crocodile Hunter Given Second Chance at Life
God’s curse also included hanging out with Will Smith and Matt Damon HOLLYWOOD—Steve Irwin, better known to American television audiences as The Crocodile Hunter, made a surprise appearance on The […]
Kurt Cobain Closing in on 19 Years of Sobriety
Cobain was a notoriously bad shot SEATTLE, WA—Former Nirvana guitarist and singer Kurt Cobain is preparing to celebrate nearly two decades of sobriety, a remarkable achievement for the legendary musician […]
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