Obama Pledges $10 Billion for VA Crematoriums
Well take care of you WASHINGTON, D.C.–As the U.S. prepares to honor its military veterans and service members on the annual Veterans Day holiday celebration, President Obama promised to spend […]
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Obama Growing Weary of Mowing White House Lawn
The President is also responsible for planting the White House trees and gardens WASHINGTON, D.C.–White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama is currently accepting bids from […]
Obama To Appear in Beats By Dre Super Bowl Ad
WASHINGTON D.C.–White House Press Secretary Jay Carney fielded questions today regarding the growing controversy over President Obama’s participation in a commercial for Beats, the line of speakers and headphones produced […]
Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Sought in Quadruple Homicide Investigation
Photo of the suspect WASHINGTON, D.C.–A two year-old Narragansett turkey is being described by police as the primary suspect in a quadruple homicide in Rock Creek Park. The victims, two […]
Country Song Praising Obama Not Getting Much Airplay
President Obama prepares to film his cameo in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie NASHVILLE–Country music artists and fans are holding firm on their long-time anti-Obama stance, even in the […]
Nation’s Bomb Dealers Seeing Record Sales as Obama Threatens New Bomb Control Laws
The spring catalog at Larkin’s Guns, Explosives and Pawn PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—As the investigation into the bombing at the finish line of the Boston Marathon continues, a record number […]
Syria Reports Over 6,000 Suicides in March
Assad says the stress is affecting his ability to grow a decent mustache DAMASCUS—Syrian President Bashar al-Assad called last month one of the saddest of his presidency following the announcement […]
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