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Phone Talks Between Obama and Putin Go Nowhere Due to Unforeseen Language Barrier

December 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Phone talks between President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin broke down when the two leaders discovered that they were completely unable to understand one another. Obama made […]

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World

Elf on a Shelf Embedded with ISIS Files Scathing Report

December 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Willie has had a hard time dealing with the experience NORTH POLE–Nervous and withdrawn, Willie, an Elf on a Shelf who was assigned to watch and report on the behavior […]

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World

Dallas Cowboys’ Season Ends on ‘Who Shot Jerry Jones?’ Cliffhanger

December 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

ARLINGTON, Texas–The Dallas Cowboys’ season ended last night in electrifying fashion, as an assailant obscured to viewing audiences entered owner Jerry Jones’ luxury box and shot the billionaire before fleeing […]

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Sports

Virgin Mary’s Image Appears on Painting of Virgin Mary

December 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Can you see it? NEW JORDAN, Georgia–Hailing it a miracle, hundreds of visitors are flocking to this rural community to visit the New Jordan Baptist Church, where members claim the […]

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Religion

Kim Jong Un Talks Relationships, Sony Hackers

December 17, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea) Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un sat down with BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors for a rare interview to discuss a range of topics, […]

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World

Weird Shaped Cranium All That’s Keeping LeBron James From Shaving Head

December 17, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

CLEVELAND, Ohio–Cleveland Cavaliers star forward LeBron James said today that he would love to just go ahead and shave his head entirely bald, but his oddly-shaped skull makes that almost […]

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Sports

ISIS Releases Video Defending Bill Cosby

December 8, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

SAMARRA, Iraq–In a new video posted to an ISIS social media account, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-baghdadi summarized the militant group’s victories in 2014 and outlined the schedule for the […]

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World

Fighting Fire With Fire Proves Wildly Ineffective in Arizona Blaze

December 4, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

SAND CREEK, Arizona–Firefighters took drastic measures in battling an out-of-control blaze at a mid-town housing complex early this morning, but their efforts proved fruitless as the structure was completely destroyed. […]

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US

Stunned Jameis Winston Learns Meaning of “Consensual”

December 4, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Can you use it in a sentence? TALLAHASSEE, Florida–Embattled Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston said today that this whole time he’s been thinking consensual meant something completely different than […]

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Sports

Researchers Unearth Clues Into the Origins of Danny DeVito

December 4, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Early DeVito CAIRO, Egypt–Researchers at the American University of Cairo announced they’ve made a major discovery that could provide clues into the origin of actor Danny DeVito.  Christian Carmine, professor […]

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