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New England Patriots Accused of Leaving Fireworks Lying Around Giants Facility

September 22, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

NEW YORK CITY–The NFL is investigating allegations that New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has been sneaking into New York Giants team facilities and leaving dangerous fireworks lying around, […]

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Tom Brady’s Son Voted Most Likely to Succeed by Pre-Schoolmates

July 28, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LOS ANGELES, California—Benjamin Brady, the six year-old son of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen, has been voted Most Likely to Succeed by his classmates at […]

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Tom Brady Sobs After Being Passed Over By Every Team in 2015 NFL Draft

April 30, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

BOSTON, Massachusetts–New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was reduced to tears after once again being passed over by all 32 teams in the 2015 NFL draft.  The All-Pro four-time Super […]

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NFL Quietly Removes Spouse-Dragging From Rookie Combine

February 18, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

But that was my best event INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana–NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a relatively low key press conference today to address this year’s rookie combine.  Among the issues Goodell spoke […]

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Patriots Warn Fans Not to Make Eye Contact with Rob Gronkowski

February 5, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Try to focus on the kitten FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts–New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft reminded fans and media today of the proper procedures to take when encountering tight end Rob Gronkowski.  […]

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Seattle Seahawks Forget Marshawn Lynch at Airport

February 2, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Lynch apparently blended in too well with other travelers SEATTLE, Washington–Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll is reportedly frantically searching for transportation back to Glendale, Arizona after discovering that the […]

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Tim Tebow’s First Pass as a New England Patriot Kills Four

June 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Tebow Exhibits His New Throwing Motion BOSTON—New England Patriots players and coaches, along with curious fans and media personnel, were horrified today when celebrated free-agent quarterback Tim Tebow made his […]

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Entire NFL Comes Out as Gay

April 24, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Not as surprising as you might think New York City—National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that every member of the league is officially declaring his homosexuality. The news […]

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