Pope Francis Cracks Up Vatican Crowd with Pedophile Jokes
Rectum? It nearly killed him! VATICAN CITY–Following his weekly prayer, Pope Francis stuck around to entertain the crowd of nearly 10,000 with a 45 minute stand up set that touched […]
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Congress Passes Bill Changing Pronunciation of W
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The U.S. Senate narrowly passed a bill to change the pronunciation of the letter W. Traditionally pronounced ‘double-you’, the new pronunciation, should the president sign the bill into law, […]
Jesus Bummed Birthday Falls on Same Day as Christmas
HEAVEN–Saying He realizes it sounds a little shallow and immature, Jesus admitted today that having His birthday fall on Christmas is a bit of a bummer. “It’s like you only […]
Elf on a Shelf Embedded with ISIS Files Scathing Report
Willie has had a hard time dealing with the experience NORTH POLE–Nervous and withdrawn, Willie, an Elf on a Shelf who was assigned to watch and report on the behavior […]
Dallas Cowboys’ Season Ends on ‘Who Shot Jerry Jones?’ Cliffhanger
ARLINGTON, Texas–The Dallas Cowboys’ season ended last night in electrifying fashion, as an assailant obscured to viewing audiences entered owner Jerry Jones’ luxury box and shot the billionaire before fleeing […]
Virgin Mary’s Image Appears on Painting of Virgin Mary
Can you see it? NEW JORDAN, Georgia–Hailing it a miracle, hundreds of visitors are flocking to this rural community to visit the New Jordan Baptist Church, where members claim the […]
Kim Jong Un Talks Relationships, Sony Hackers
Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea) Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un sat down with BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors for a rare interview to discuss a range of topics, […]
Weird Shaped Cranium All That’s Keeping LeBron James From Shaving Head
CLEVELAND, Ohio–Cleveland Cavaliers star forward LeBron James said today that he would love to just go ahead and shave his head entirely bald, but his oddly-shaped skull makes that almost […]
Third Muppet Accuses Frank Oz of Sexual Assault
Caught in the act? LOS ANGELES–Frederick J. Sorenstein, who for nearly 40 years has played the role of Fozzie Bear on The Muppet Show and a dozen Muppet-focused motion pictures, […]
ISIS Releases Video Defending Bill Cosby
SAMARRA, Iraq–In a new video posted to an ISIS social media account, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-baghdadi summarized the militant group’s victories in 2014 and outlined the schedule for the […]
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