His last public appearance HOLLYWOOD–Production on the latest sequel in the Star Wars franchise has been put on indefinite hiatus following the sudden, shocking death of R2D2, one of the […]
This is what can happen if you bet on the Seattle Seahawks HOLLYWOOD–Supermodel Marisa Miller knew, from the moment she first laid eyes on music producer Griffin Guess, that one […]
WASHINGTON D.C.–White House Press Secretary Jay Carney fielded questions today regarding the growing controversy over President Obama’s participation in a commercial for Beats, the line of speakers and headphones produced […]
“At one point in my dream, I was delivering this speech nude.” WASHINGTON D.C.–Noted Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. biographer Nicholas Stix revealed today that the speech King delivered during […]
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Charlie’s Angel’s and […]
Teach your children well OKLAHOMA CITY–When Oklahoma Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon, first heard that the New York-based Satanic Temple had proposed placing a satanic statue on the steps of the […]
Please God kill me now WINSTON, OH–Friends and family members confirm that three day-old newborn Madison Rogers was absolutely mortified when she emerged from her mother’s birth canal only to […]
And also bring me the head of Bob Stoops! TUSCALOOSA, AL–Following a bitterly disappointing season in which the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team failed to win an SEC […]
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews Taylor Swift, the […]
BANG!BANG!BANG!…Now, I have a question SAN DIEGO–Officer Tom Sanders has seen a lot of changes in his 32 years with the San Diego Police Department. These days, instead of writing […]
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