ESPN Reports Dropped Soap Down 70% in St. Louis Rams Showers
ST. LOUIS, Missouri–ESPN NFL Insider John Clayton reported today that the St. Louis Rams have shown dramatic improvement this off-season in their ability to hold on to the soap in […]
NFL Commissioner Goodell Institutes Zero-Tolerance Policy for Crimes Involving Violence Against Erin Andrews
Pretend boob grabbing is also off limits NEW YORK CITY–National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell sent a strong message today to coaches and players across the league when he announced […]
Infant Leaves Dad in Car in 90 Degree Heat for Six Hours
Oops! ROCK RIDGE, New Mexico–A 29 year-old father of two was found dead in his car in front of the Building Blocks Child Care center yesterday. Authorities allege the man, […]
Nike Legally Adopts Thousands of Undocumented Immigrant Children
These newly adopted boys enjoy some arts and crafts time BEAVERTON, Oregon–Nike, one of the world’s largest shoe and apparel makers, has also proven that it possesses one of the […]
Friends Have All Memorized Mark Wahlberg’s “American Ninja Warrior” Strategy
Step one: Always be working out HOLLYWOOD, Calif–Friends of actor Mark Wahlberg say they have listened to him describe his personal strategy to win the American Ninja Warrior skills competition […]
Hamas Leader Talks “Dawn of the Apes”, Killing Jews
BWN special correspondent Stark Majors sat down for a candid interview with Hamas leader, Khaled Mashal, where they talked about a wide range of subjects, including increasing tensions on the […]
This Day in History: Four Years Ago Lebron James Made “The Decision”
Black tank top or white? Let’s go with white. July 10, 2010–On this day NBA superstar Lebron James added the phrase “The Decision” to the cultural lexicon when he announced […]
Hobby Lobby Closes Doors After All Female Employees Take Maternity Leave
Hobby Lobby, where arts, crafts and babies are made OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma–Hobby Lobby, the Oklahoma City-based crafts and hobby store, was devastated earlier this year when the United States Supreme […]
Sierra Leone Wins 2014 Third World Cup
Players compete inside Liberia’s National Stadium LIBERIA–The 2014 Third World Cup drew to a close earlier today when Sierra Leone won the champion match 1-0 over the host country, Liberia. […]
Texas GOP Supports Reparative Therapy to Help Black People Act More White
Ideal black man FORT WORTH, Texas–Over 10,000 Texas Republicans gathered here to discuss and vote on platform agendas ahead of the 2016 presidential election. While talks became heated on many […]
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