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Super Fraud! Man of Steel’s Six Pack Abs Discovered to Just Be the Shape of His Suit

June 13, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Too Good to Be True? METROPOLIS—Once thought to do no wrong, it appears supposed golden boy, Superman, has been perpetuating a lie the entire time he’s been in the spotlight.  […]

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US

Obituary: Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71

June 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Pillsbury Headquarters Closed in Honor of “Baker’s Best Friend”      Please join BrokenWorld News in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection […]

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US

Tough-Talking, Alcoholic, Loose Cannon Cop Who Always Gets the Job Done Faces Suspension Again

May 14, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

    A former special forces operator, Hardman is a martial arts master and sympathetic toward street kids DETROIT—Det. Chase Hardman, who gained fame last year when he single-handedly took […]

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US

Army’s “Rape All You Want” Recruiting Campaign a Wild Success

May 13, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Take your clothes off or the dog gets it WASHINGTON, D.C.—Figures released by the Pentagon show that the United States Army has surpassed all its recruiting goals for 2013 by […]

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US

Meteorologist Pretty Sure Weather Just Fucking With Him At This Point

May 8, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

It’s either a storm, or someone spilled coffee on the weather map NORMAN, OK—When Tad Shapiro first joined the KOKI Channel 12 news team last fall, he considered the opportunity […]

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US

Third Juror Caught Masturbating During Jodi Arias Trial

April 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Jurors were provided this image to help combat their urges PHOENIX—For the third time during the four month murder trial of dangerously hot Jodi Arias, a juror has been excused […]

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Legal, US

Branch Davidians Starting to Wonder if David Koresh Will Ever Be Resurrected

April 23, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Followers hope he has maintained his sexual magnetism WACO, TX—The remaining members of the Branch Davidian church that was led by David Koresh have been patiently awaiting the resurrection of […]

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Religion, US

Ghost of Alzheimer’s Patient Haunting the Wrong House

April 17, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Dr. Westmore also uses his ghost hunting adventures to make time with the ladies ROCKY FORD, WY—Paranormal researchers were called to the home of Bob and Kitty Collins earlier this […]

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Lifestyle, US

Nation’s Bomb Dealers Seeing Record Sales as Obama Threatens New Bomb Control Laws

April 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 3 Comments

The spring catalog at Larkin’s Guns, Explosives and Pawn PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—As the investigation into the bombing at the finish line of the Boston Marathon continues, a record number […]

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US

Straight Couple Fights to Adopt Gay Baby

April 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

The little gay fella is already becoming a tease DENTON, TX—When Bonnie and Patrick Jackson first began the process of adopting a new baby boy, the young couple never dreamed […]

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Legal, US

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