AUSTIN, Texas–Governor Greg Abbott has responded to growing concerns from residents all across the state who believe the Perseids Meteor Shower to be a carefully orchestrated ruse that the Obama […]
ATLANTA—Local good old boy lawbreakers Bo Darville and Cledus Snow are preparing to take on what some are calling an impossible task as they attempt to make a run to […]
Now I don’t have to close my eyes to imagine you’re Brad Pitt WASHINGTON, D.C.–Within hours of President Obama signing into law the controversial “Right to Race” bill, which grants […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.–Amid growing concerns that there may be intelligent life in the universe, U.S. Representative Alan Fudd (R-ID) has introduced a bill that would fund construction of a massive chain-link […]
WASHINGTON, D.C.–In an effort to rally support for a widened military campaign against Islamic State fighters, President Barack Obama courageously vowed today to personally lead coalition air strikes as a […]
NEW YORK CITY–Alarmed Fox News hosts engaged in a heated discussion over whether the content the network produces might qualify as satire, and therefore open Fox News employees up to […]
SAND CREEK, Arizona–Firefighters took drastic measures in battling an out-of-control blaze at a mid-town housing complex early this morning, but their efforts proved fruitless as the structure was completely destroyed. […]
NEW YORK CITY–Rev. Al Sharpton, civil rights activist and host of MSNBC’s PoliticsNation, took the opportunity last night to blast the lack of opportunities available to black students who wish […]
Well take care of you WASHINGTON, D.C.–As the U.S. prepares to honor its military veterans and service members on the annual Veterans Day holiday celebration, President Obama promised to spend […]
Burkham often made calls before the pitch was delivered LITTLETON, Colorado–Pioneering Major League Baseball umpire Francis Burkham, credited with breaking the seeing barrier in sports officiating, has died at the […]
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