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Friends Have All Memorized Mark Wahlberg’s “American Ninja Warrior” Strategy

July 17, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Step one: Always be working out HOLLYWOOD, Calif–Friends of actor Mark Wahlberg say they have listened to him describe his personal strategy to win the American Ninja Warrior skills competition […]

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Star Wars VII to Feature Muslim Sith Lord, Gay Jedi Knight

April 3, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Darth Obama bin Laden HOLLYWOOD–In a move insiders say is designed to appeal to the high moral standards of Disney’s target audience, it has been revealed that the next sequel […]

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45 Year-Old Justin Bieber Arrives From the Future to Terminate Himself

January 23, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

He’s bringing sexy back MIAMI BEACH–A leathery, bloated, completely nude, 45 year-old Justin Bieber has emerged from a smoky crater outside the hotel where his present-day self is holed up after […]

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Production on Star Wars Episode VII Halted Following Sudden Death of R2D2

January 21, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

His last public appearance HOLLYWOOD–Production on the latest sequel in the Star Wars franchise has been put on indefinite hiatus following the sudden, shocking death of R2D2, one of the […]

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Headless Actor Lands Dream Role on Fox Hit Sleepy Hollow

December 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Harris’ only concern is that he may end up being typecast HOLLYWOOD–When Dylan Harris moved to Hollywood two years ago, he knew he was taking a tremendous risk.  The 26 […]

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Actor James Franco to Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery for Edgy Film Role

December 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The mustache stays HOLLYWOOD–James Franco, serious actor and modern artist, is proving once again that his commitment to the thespianic craft is unmatched.  The star of Hollywood classics Your Highness […]

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Kourtney Voted Thinnest Kardashian Fourth Straight Year

December 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

HOLLYWOOD–There were few surprises at last night’s fourth annual Kardashian Family Awards, with Kourtney again taking home the coveted “Thinnest Kardashian” award.  It was the fourth consecutive time she won […]

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Adam Levine First Transgender to be Named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine

November 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 4 Comments

Levine was also named Sexiest Man Alive by Homeless Weekly HOLLYWOOD–People Magazine is being lauded by members of the LGBT community following the announcement of Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine […]

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Method Actor Kills Self to Prepare for Guest Role on The Walking Dead

October 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Parker called the role his “big break” MARBLE CITY, GA–When Ben Parker learned he had earned a guest role on the hit AMC series, The Walking Dead, he could barely […]

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“Stunned” Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock

September 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 2 Comments

The Red Rocker also discovered additional ways to get wasted LOS ANGELES–Veteran rocker Sammy Hagar made several unsuccessful attempts to describe himself as flabbergasted before ultimately settling on the much […]

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