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This Day in History: Ten Years Ago Tony Romo Won His Fourth Straight Heisman Trophy

December 9, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The ceremony wasn’t exactly black tie December 9, 2003–In a quiet ceremony with his parents, Joan and Ramiro, and his sisters Jossalyn and Danielle, Eastern Illinois senior quarterback Tony Romo […]

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This Day in History: 99 Years Ago Steamroll Jenkins, The NFL’s First Black Player, Rushed for 897 Yards and 16 TDs Against the Chicago Bears

November 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Jenkins wasn’t allowed headgear, and opposing teams were allowed to fire shotguns at him November 12, 1920–When the Chicago Bears ran on to their home field on that windy day […]

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History

Dallas Cowboys Coaches on Edge After Owner Jerry Jones Develops Ability to Kill with His Mind

October 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

I’m crushing your head! ARLINGTON, TX–Sources described the mood around Dallas Cowboys headquarters this week as “nerve-wracking” following another crushing defeat, this time at the hands of the Detroit Lions. […]

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Sports

G.M. Jerry Jones Named Dallas Cowboys Employee of the Month 288th Consecutive Time

August 5, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The Cowboys owner led the applause as G.M. Jones was announced as Employee of the Month ARLINGTON, TX–In a quiet ceremony attended by the entire Dallas Cowboys organization, team General […]

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Sports

Tony Romo Threatens to Skip Dallas Cowboys Training Camp Unless Team Signs Decent Quarterback

July 26, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

“Not it!” said Romo, as players voted for captains OXNARD, CA–When the Dallas Cowboys began their pre-season training camp this week, a key player was noticeably absent.  Quarterback Tony Romo […]

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Sports

Tim Tebow’s First Pass as a New England Patriot Kills Four

June 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Tebow Exhibits His New Throwing Motion BOSTON—New England Patriots players and coaches, along with curious fans and media personnel, were horrified today when celebrated free-agent quarterback Tim Tebow made his […]

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Sports

Tim Tebow Second Guessing Decision to Turn His Life Over to Satan

May 6, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]

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Religion, Sports

Entire NFL Comes Out as Gay

April 24, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Not as surprising as you might think New York City—National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that every member of the league is officially declaring his homosexuality. The news […]

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Sports

Tom Brady To Play Entire 2013 NFL Season Blindfolded

March 19, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Brady also toyed with the idea of playing from a sitting position BOSTON—New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who recently made headlines by signing a contract worth substantially less than […]

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