Obama Pledges $10 Billion for VA Crematoriums
Well take care of you WASHINGTON, D.C.–As the U.S. prepares to honor its military veterans and service members on the annual Veterans Day holiday celebration, President Obama promised to spend […]
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Texas Town Quarantines All Librarians Amid Ebola Fears
CHESTER, Texas–Residents in this sleepy east Texas community have taken it on themselves to stop the deadly Ebola virus from invading the city limits. Despite no one displaying any symptoms […]
Wilmer Valderrama Reviews Sex with Amy Schumer
Each week BWN special correspondent Wilmer Valderrama reviews the sexual prowess of the various Hollywood starlets he has bedded during his illustrious career. This week, Wilmer reviews comedian and star […]
Scientist: Mankind Beginning to Devolve Back into Apes
This man’s DNA is identical to that of a lowland gorilla ROCKPORT, New Hampshire–Dr. Sam Payne, a professor of biology at the New Hampshire Institute of Technology, has published a […]
Soldier Pretends to Be Killed in Action, Surprises Son at Funeral
His reaction was priceless DERRY, Maine–Staff Sergeant Mike Hollis knew he wanted to make his homecoming special for his four-year old son, Tanner. The 29-year old Hollis was scheduled […]
Scientists Discover Homosexuality Cure In Aborted Fetuses
FT. WORTH–Researchers at Texas Christian University have made a breakthrough in their search for a cure for homosexuality, according to a spokesperson for the school. “Early results in test subjects […]
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