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Lauren Boebert Says Colorado Gunman Fell One Kill Short of Earning Free Meal at Shooter’s Grill

March 23, 2021by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

BOULDER, Colorado–Rep. Lauren Boebert condemned the actions of a man who opened fire at a King Soopers grocery store on Monday, killing ten. “It’s such and act of cowardice to […]

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Nation’s Flies Rally Against Proposed Fly Swatter-Control Bill

January 16, 2016by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Nearly a billion common houseflies buzzed the nation’s capital today to protest a bill that would require flies to show two forms of photo identification when purchasing fly-swatters.  The […]

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Legal

Nation’s Flies Rally Against Proposed Fly Swatter-Control Bill

July 22, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Nearly a billion common houseflies buzzed the nation’s capital today to protest a bill that would require flies to show two forms of photo identification when purchasing fly-swatters.  The […]

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NRA Admits Guns Do Kill People After M-4 Rifle Escapes Armory, Strangles Hooker

February 20, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Mugshot of the accused FAIRFAX, VA–National Rifle Association spokesperson Kenneth Raymond says the group is discussing internally what its message will be moving forward following the shocking arrest of an […]

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Crime

Santa Claus Mistakenly Delivers Assault Rifles, Ammunition to Bullied, White Suburban High Schooler

December 24, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

It’s just what I wanted! WHITE HILLS, MD–North Pole officials are blaming a clerical error for the accidental delivery of a cache of weapons and over 10,000 rounds of ammunition […]

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Lifestyle

Now Obama Just Going To Personally Confiscate Guns

May 7, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Wave bye to your guns! WASHINGTON D.C.—After his latest gun control legislation failed to even receive a vote in congress, President Obama has signed a new executive order that authorizes […]

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Politics

Nation’s Bomb Dealers Seeing Record Sales as Obama Threatens New Bomb Control Laws

April 16, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 3 Comments

The spring catalog at Larkin’s Guns, Explosives and Pawn PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—As the investigation into the bombing at the finish line of the Boston Marathon continues, a record number […]

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US

Threat Of Stricter Gun Laws Forcing More Criminals To Consider Rape As A Career

March 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WICHITA–As the nation braces for new and stricter gun laws, small time crooks are being forced to consider alternate career paths.  Tougher background checks will likely make it so difficult […]

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