Hamas Leader Talks “Dawn of the Apes”, Killing Jews
BWN special correspondent Stark Majors sat down for a candid interview with Hamas leader, Khaled Mashal, where they talked about a wide range of subjects, including increasing tensions on the […]
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Mexico Seeks to Stem Tide of Illegal U.S. Immigrants Crossing Border
Jobless Americans making the daring journey to Mexico MEXICO CITY–Speaking to the Senate, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto addressed growing concerns from the country’s citizens about the increasing numbers of […]
Putin Flips Crimea for a Cool Million
That real estate license is finally paying off MOSCOW–Call him President Trump. Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has been heavily criticized by the White House for his policy in Ukraine, […]
Study Finds Mid-East Hatred of America Mostly Focused on Rhode Island Man
Death to America! Especially to Ralph Morgan! WASHINGTON D.C.–In a joint study conducted by the Arab American Institute and the Central Intelligence Agency, researchers have discovered that the majority of […]
Scientists Discover That We Are All Living Inside the Mind of Autistic Child
The lord our god ARKANSAS CITY, KS—Scientists at Cowley County Community College published the results of a study this week, which they say proves that the world we are living […]
Some Major Shit Going Down in Turkey, Reports Say
This is either about the government, or Justin Bieber is coming to town ISTANBUL—BWN foreign correspondent Stark Majors reports that there appears to be some pretty heavy shit going down […]
Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Ogubuwe wants folks to have fun before the murder starts MOGADISHU—It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off the coast […]
Syria Reports Over 6,000 Suicides in March
Assad says the stress is affecting his ability to grow a decent mustache DAMASCUS—Syrian President Bashar al-Assad called last month one of the saddest of his presidency following the announcement […]
This Day in History: Eight Years Ago Pope John Paul II Suffered Devastating Injuries While Bull-Riding
John Paul II waves to the crowd at the 2005 International Finals Rodeo in Rome March 28, 2005–By 2005, Pope John Paul II had long been the subject of rumors […]
Israel Reports Thousands of Guns Missing After Obama Visit
A look inside the president’s carry-on JERUSALEM—Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu thanked US President Barack Obama for his first visit to the Jewish state in a national address that was […]
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