HOLLYWOOD–Former Team USA track and field superstar and Olympic gold-medal winning decathlete Bruce Jenner announced today that her transition into Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellwegger is now complete. Jenner went public […]
Often times the attacks occur during a performance WASHINGTON, D.C.–According to data compiled by the U.S. Center for Crimes Against Nature, one out of every three women either have been […]
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama–Researchers at the University of Alabama warned that the state’s mosquito population is at serious risk of completely dying out due to a crippling diabetes epidemic. State Entomologist Wilbur […]
CHESTER, Texas–Residents in this sleepy east Texas community have taken it on themselves to stop the deadly Ebola virus from invading the city limits. Despite no one displaying any symptoms […]
Personalized apron included BROOK CITY, Louisiana–David Canter thought he had a sure-fire legal case against Turnco Products. But that was before he read the fine print. The 35 year-old freelance […]
And epic beards GENEVA, SWITZERLAND–A new study funded by the World Health Organization has found that fatass children are at a more than three times higher risk of developing low […]
Limbaugh: “Everything below my hand is basically amoeba shit.” PALM BEACH, FL–Ever since his stunning announcement last year that he has been living since the early nineties with an amoeba […]
Customers leave this life with full bellies and broken dreams LAS VEGAS—A popular Las Vegas hamburger joint that caters to suicidal customers who want a tasty last meal is expanding […]
Dr. Martin often used fart jokes to put his patients at ease EUGENE, OR—Dr. Stanley Martin, who played a vital role in the passing of Oregon’s Death With Dignity Act, […]
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