ISIS Releases Video Defending Bill Cosby
SAMARRA, Iraq–In a new video posted to an ISIS social media account, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-baghdadi summarized the militant group’s victories in 2014 and outlined the schedule for the […]
Monthly Archives: December 2014
Fighting Fire With Fire Proves Wildly Ineffective in Arizona Blaze
SAND CREEK, Arizona–Firefighters took drastic measures in battling an out-of-control blaze at a mid-town housing complex early this morning, but their efforts proved fruitless as the structure was completely destroyed. […]
Stunned Jameis Winston Learns Meaning of “Consensual”
Can you use it in a sentence? TALLAHASSEE, Florida–Embattled Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston said today that this whole time he’s been thinking consensual meant something completely different than […]
Researchers Unearth Clues Into the Origins of Danny DeVito
Early DeVito CAIRO, Egypt–Researchers at the American University of Cairo announced they’ve made a major discovery that could provide clues into the origin of actor Danny DeVito. Christian Carmine, professor […]
Obama Proud to be First and Last Black President
One is the loneliest number WASHINGTON, D.C.–President Barack Obama visited Greenwood Elementary School today where he read to third grade students and answered questions on a range of topics. The […]
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