Super Bowl LV Point Spread Widens to 7.5 after God Places $500 bet on Kansas City
LAS VEGAS–Following days of the point spread for Super Bowl LV staying firmly at 3 points, mostly on the strength of a surge of support for the Tom Brady-led Tampa […]
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Satan Astounded at Immaculate Condition of Ted Cruz’s Soul
HADES, Nebraska–Calling it an “incredible find,” Satan today described the elation he felt when he first inspected his latest acquisition, the soul of Texas Senator Ted Cruz. “Absolutely mint condition,” […]
Oklahoma Lawmakers “Absolutely Charmed” By Proposed Satanic Statue
Teach your children well OKLAHOMA CITY–When Oklahoma Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon, first heard that the New York-based Satanic Temple had proposed placing a satanic statue on the steps of the […]
Alabama Coach Nick Saban Demands Soul Back From Satan
And also bring me the head of Bob Stoops! TUSCALOOSA, AL–Following a bitterly disappointing season in which the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team failed to win an SEC […]
Ke$ha Sold Her Soul to the Devil and He’s “Totally Chill”
Satan gave her a totally original stage persona in return Special to Broken World News By Jillian Trevisanut HOLLYWOOD–“It’s true,” Kesha stated earlier this week, “I don’t have a […]
Tim Tebow Second Guessing Decision to Turn His Life Over to Satan
Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]
Obama Admits He Was Fathered By A Jackal
The president demonstrates his “jackal face” WASHINGTON DC—President Obama finally admitted today that there may be a small kernel of truth to numerous stories that are being shared on social […]
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