Elf on a Shelf Embedded with ISIS Files Scathing Report
Willie has had a hard time dealing with the experience NORTH POLE–Nervous and withdrawn, Willie, an Elf on a Shelf who was assigned to watch and report on the behavior […]
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Santa Claus Mistakenly Delivers Assault Rifles, Ammunition to Bullied, White Suburban High Schooler
It’s just what I wanted! WHITE HILLS, MD–North Pole officials are blaming a clerical error for the accidental delivery of a cache of weapons and over 10,000 rounds of ammunition […]
Rogue Elf Accuses Santa Claus of Spying on American Citizens
He sees you when you’re sleeping…and who you’re sleeping with NORTH POLE–An elf who left Santa Claus’s fortified compound last month in the dead of night has come forward with […]
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