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New England Patriots Accused of Leaving Fireworks Lying Around Giants Facility

September 22, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

NEW YORK CITY–The NFL is investigating allegations that New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has been sneaking into New York Giants team facilities and leaving dangerous fireworks lying around, […]

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NFL Quietly Removes Spouse-Dragging From Rookie Combine

February 18, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

But that was my best event INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana–NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a relatively low key press conference today to address this year’s rookie combine.  Among the issues Goodell spoke […]

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Sports

NFL to Fund Study on Effects of Concussions on Players’ Spouses

October 5, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Spending less time online and more time cleaning has proven to be effective at reducing the risk of concussions NEW YORK CITY–In light of recent reports on the growing problem […]

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NFL To Provide Training on Proper Way to Discipline Females

September 12, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Goodell and a well-behaved woman NEW YORK CITY–Embattled NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking steps to prove the league is serious about its stance regarding physical violence against women.  The […]

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NFL Commissioner Goodell Institutes Zero-Tolerance Policy for Crimes Involving Violence Against Erin Andrews

August 21, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Pretend boob grabbing is also off limits NEW YORK CITY–National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell sent a strong message today to coaches and players across the league when he announced […]

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Entire NFL Comes Out as Gay

April 24, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Not as surprising as you might think New York City—National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that every member of the league is officially declaring his homosexuality. The news […]

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