Bachmann was pretty surprised herself ST. PAUL, Minnesota–Dr. Kenneth Mason, a professor of neurology at the University of Minnesota School of Medicine, announced today that he has detected slight, intermittent […]
HEAVEN–Saying He realizes it sounds a little shallow and immature, Jesus admitted today that having His birthday fall on Christmas is a bit of a bummer. “It’s like you only […]
“It’s like he thinks he’s Bono or something.” HEAVEN–Reports out of the eternal paradise echo earlier concerns that those closest to the Heavenly Father are beginning to grow weary of […]
Tebow: “This is Satan’s idea of a fucking workout!” GAINESVILLE, FL—As former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow looks for his next contract with an NFL team needing a terrible […]
That’s this many SEWANEE,TN–The Rev. Dr. Christopher Ryan, Professor of the New Testament at Sewanee University, has made a startling discovery regarding our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. “Throughout my […]
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