Bumbling Terrorist Organization Gets VH1 Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY–Cable television network VH1 announced its summer schedule, which will feature several new high-profile reality programs from stars such as Tyra Banks and several new Love + Hip […]
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ISIS Signs #1 Ranked Terrorist Recruiting Class
Recent recruiting trip AR-RAQQAH, Syria–For the third straight year ISIS has emerged after terrorist signing day with the top ranked class in the world, according to several terrorist ranking services. […]
Obama to Personally Lead Drone Strikes Against ISIS
WASHINGTON, D.C.–In an effort to rally support for a widened military campaign against Islamic State fighters, President Barack Obama courageously vowed today to personally lead coalition air strikes as a […]
Elf on a Shelf Embedded with ISIS Files Scathing Report
Willie has had a hard time dealing with the experience NORTH POLE–Nervous and withdrawn, Willie, an Elf on a Shelf who was assigned to watch and report on the behavior […]
ISIS Releases Video Defending Bill Cosby
SAMARRA, Iraq–In a new video posted to an ISIS social media account, ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-baghdadi summarized the militant group’s victories in 2014 and outlined the schedule for the […]
Obama Growing Weary of Mowing White House Lawn
The President is also responsible for planting the White House trees and gardens WASHINGTON, D.C.–White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama is currently accepting bids from […]
Hamas Leader Talks “Dawn of the Apes”, Killing Jews
BWN special correspondent Stark Majors sat down for a candid interview with Hamas leader, Khaled Mashal, where they talked about a wide range of subjects, including increasing tensions on the […]
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